| A college student was in a philosophy
class which had a discussion about God's existence. The professor presented
the following logic: "Has anyone in this class heard God?" Nobody spoke.
"Has anyone in this class touched God?" Again, nobody spoke. "Has anyone
in this class seen God?" When nobody spoke for the third time, he simply
stated, "Then there is no God." One student thought for a second, and
then asked for permission to reply. Curious to hear this bold student's
response, the professor granted it, and the student stood up and asked
the following questions of his classmates: Has anyone in this class
heard our professor's brain?" Silence. "Has anyone in this class touched
our professor's brain?" Absolute silence. "Has anyone in this class
seen our professor's brain?" When nobody in the class dared to speak,
the student concluded, "Then, according to our professor's logic, it
must be true that our professor has no brain!" (...The student received
an "A" in the class.) |
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