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...1 Million Dollars... (from Austin Powers)
Alcohol increases your ability to drive (from Simpsons)
Are you stupid or something? ...
Are you sure?
...Biker freak
Black Delta commercial *56K*
Bleep, Bleep, Bleepity Bleep
Clinton confesses... *56K*
Crash
Crow
Dag Nabit (from Simpsons)
...Power of the Dark Side (from Star Wars)
Doh! (from Simpsons)
Critical (from Dune 2000)
Elmo gets it *56K*
Elvis has left the building
...Failure to communicate
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn
Freaking me out (Kramer from Seinfield)
Glass
Good Morning
Groan
Grunt (Tim Taylor - Home Improvement)
...Have a rat knaw that thing off your face (from Uncle Buck)
How to identify if your cow has MADCOW disease...
If I may be so blunt...
I love the smell of napalm in the morning
...I'm being repressed
...I'm the Boss, I need the Info (from Austin Powers)
Initiating Shutdown Sequence
In less than an hour... (from Independence Day) *56K*
...Intended for mature audiences
I've fallen and I can't get up
I wish you all had cancer...
Kiss my ass
Lightning Asterisk
Long owwwww
Messege for you Sir (from Quest for the Holy Grail)
Mooooo
My name is Inigo Montoya... (from Princess Bride)
Oh Damn!
Ouch
Peek-A-Boo (from Beavis & Butthead)
Say What?
Sim Bomb
Star Craft Electricity (from Star Craft Opening Movie)
The Severe Beating of a High School Janitor (Adam Sandler) *56K*
The Severe Beating of a High School Science Teacher (Adam Sandler) *56K*
The Severe Beating of a High Shcool Spanish Teacher (Adam Sandler) *56K*
They killed Kenny... (from South Park)
Throat clear
Thunder *56K*
THX sound *56K*
Toilet flush
Torpedo shot
T-Rex 1 (from Jurasic Park)
T-Rex 2 (from Jurasic Park)
Uh Oh
Uh uh uh, you didn't say the magic word (from Jurasic Park)
Unable to comply
Urh urh
Welcome to Earth (from Independence Day)
What the Hell? (from Simpsons)
Where's the ANY key? (from Simpsons)
...Where's the Tylenol? (from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation)
White boy (from Better Off Dead)
Windows Fail
Yeah Baby! (from Austin Powers)
Yes, Great One...

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