Prometheus:
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| The law of gravity says no fair jumping
up without coming back down. When people run around and around in circles we say they are crazy. When planets do it we say they are orbiting. A vibration is a motion that cannot make up its mind which way it wants to go. Lime is a green-tasting rock. Some oxygen molecules help fires burn while others help make water, so sometimes it's brother against brother. To most people solutions mean finding the answers. But to chemists solutions are things that are still all mixed up. We keep track of the humidity in the air so we won't drown when we breathe. It is so hot in some places that the people there have to live in other places. The spinal column is a long bunch of bones. The head sits on the top and you sit on the bottom. When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire. When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide. While the earth seems to be knowingly keeping its distance from the sun, it is really only centrifucating. Most books now say our sun is a star. But it still knows how to change back into a sun in the daytime. Some people can tell what time it is by looking at the sun. But I have never been able to make out the numbers. We say the cause of perfume disappearing is evaporation. Evaporation gets blamed for a lot of things people forget to put the top on. A hurricane is a breeze of bigly size. The wind is like air, only pushier." |
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