| Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing.
Moses steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the
fairway and lands in the water trap. Moses parts the water and chips
the ball onto the green. Jesus steps up to the tee and hits the ball.
It goes sailing over the fairway and lands in the water trap. Jesus
just walks on the water and chips the ball onto the green. The old man
steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway
and heads for the water trap. But, just before it falls into the water,
a fish jumps up and grabs the ball in its mouth. As the fish is falling
back down into the water, an eagle swoops down and grabs the fish in
its claws. The eagle flies over the green where a lightning bolt shoots
from the sky and barely misses it. Startled, the eagle drops the fish.
When the fish hits the ground, the ball pops out of its mouth and rolls
into the hole for a hole-in-one. Jesus then turns to the old man and
says, "Dad, if you don't stop fooling around, we won't bring you next
time." |
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